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5/21/05- Okay, so it's been a while. I had to focus almost exclusively on making sure that I graduated this year, and I almost didn't. However, I managed to get my act together and I have added another degree under my belt, and will be continuing on to acquire my master's degree. Even though that occurred, I was still lazy in updating. I guess I should apologize, but keep telling you I do this comic whenever. 

I honestly considered just not doing the comic anymore during my absence. I decided that I won't though. I just enjoy the comic itself too much. I can come up with the comics easy enough, but the real problem is doing the comics. Webcomicry is a lot harder than people give it credit for. Sure, my comics might take 2-3 hours to draw scan and color, but look at how well they turn out. Think of how long it takes people to do other comics like Ctrl-Alt-Del, MacHall, or VG Cats. People who read web comics rarely, if even at all, appreciate the amount of time it takes to do comics. Most people just want their web comics now and on time all the time. Not that such a desire is bad, god knows that part of the reason people read the comics is because we artists agree to do them at a specific time, but if you think webcomicry is easy, try a actually DOING it sometime. Except for sprite comics, for the love of god don't do them. Which leads me to the one thing I hate about webcomics: Sprite comics. The people who do them are nothing more than morons to me. They use copywriten materials or they change them slightly in their comics. They just copy and paste them wherever on a static screenshot background and add poor dialog to them. Now, some people might actually write good scripts for these comics, but they don't do their own art, which to me, is part of the whole webcomic experience and without it, such comics are just big waste of time. As far as I can tell, only one person can do sprite comics well, and that is Brian Clevinger. Anyway, doing a webcomic will give you a new found respect for really good comics done on time, be it every week or three days.  People like Scott Kurtz, Tim Absath or the fine people at Penny-Arcade consistently create well-drawn funny comics ON TIME.   Look at me: I can hardly make one comic a freaking year. Then again, I'm not a professional at this. My art sucks and my jokes are almost 100% insider, but damnit,  I still like doing them when I get the chance.

I guess the next thing to talk about would be the video gaming. Jesus Christ, I've done a lot.  Played through innumerable games, but I think it would be best to note my recent addiction to the Dynasty Warriors series. These games are based on the great Chinese tale Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Of  the series, DW5 is by far the best yet. It has it's problems, but is still worth playing.  I have also recently re-taken up playing Ragnarok Online, which is a pretty fun game, at least it keeps me entertained during my three-hour classes.  Some of the others I have played were Dynasty Warriors 4, Gladius, Viewtiful Joe,  Neo-Contra, Metroid Prime 2, Halo 2, Otogi, and tons of others (hence the procrastination of comicry).

As you may have noticed, Fandemonium is coming up again, and I will more than likely be going again this year, although I don't know what I will be doing there. I might compete again, or I might try to pawn some art stuff or books, but like I said, I'm not sure. 

Something that I noticed : Does this comic remind you of this comic? It does to me! Great minds think alike it would seem.

I can't say when my next update will be. We will have to wait and see.

See ya in the Future!

~Western Oracle

Past Rants are here.

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06/30/04

Taking One’s Time

Okay. So I’ve set a new record for Rant procrastination. Screw it.

  Well kiddies, if you haven’t seen Van Helsing, do so now! It’s awesome, and reconfirms my belief that werewolves are and always will be cooler than vampires.

On a different note, I’m sick of L33T and people who think speaking it makes them hackers.

Really, what the hell makes it so cool? Half the time people on the net can’t spell correct English, what makes them think they can pull off L33T? It’s not clever, and makes you look like a total dumbass when you do it wrong. From what I gather, the whole idea is to pass yourself off as a really good hacker. Brilliant idea, fuckheads. Let’s pose as criminals. Yeah, you’re really making me jealous. What the hell makes you think that you look cool when you’re a criminal? Is that what our parents and families want to see you become? NO! My grandpa didn’t enlist in WWII and risk his life so you could sit in front of your damn computer pretending to be some sort of cyber god and give yourself petty little power trips. Get a clue you fucking morons. There’s this thing called the real world. Go into it and get some REAL friends.

P.S. Ninja Gaiden is really pissing me off. It’s too fucking hard, but too damn fun to quit.

  Signing off.

M.O.D.A.M.C.

3/9/04

What EXCITING times we live in! Over the course of my seemingly endless wanderings, that's why it takes me so long to update my rant, I have discovered many hidden treasures. Just the other day in some forlorn Asian village I saw something that truly brought tears to my eyes and touched my heart. I saw a true old fashioned toothpick manufacturing factory!!! These days most toothpicks are made using space age technologies and "high tech" polymers. Efficient, cheap, and effective. But I ask you, is love efficient? NO!!! It can be many things but it is not mechanical. So it also should be with toothpicks. Good, old fashioned toothpicks, the kind that make you feel like you're putting nature herself in your mouth, should be made of oak, fir, beech, etc. My personal favorite is hickory, it has an strong pioneer feel, kind of entish.

Take care all,

Phil, Master Knitter

 

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