Alright people, I'm going to put up three of my better literary works. All of them are Copyright Chris Kaetzel an the Purple Monkocracy.

You will need Adobe Acrobat to read these, so go to http://www.adobe.com to get it!

Do not copy, distribute or reproduce these documents without my permission, or else you are in violation of the law.  Remember, Stealing is wrong!

I don't mind if you use these as a source for a paper, but remember, plagiarism is a crime in any facility of education, so don't do it.